Author: John Mark

@zeruch ha. they might as well!

@SaraMG I thought the "but she was asking for it" defense went away many years ago. Sadly, no.

@netllama just a thought, but perhaps twittering while doing anything with a knife is, like, a bad idea? Just sayin'...

@duck_tape yes, because I'm a caring kind of guy. yeah, that's it.

@pdhanda yeah, especially when your f-in-law is OCD "I called to make sure you're all ok" ...because he always expects some tragedy

@duck_tape not bad! would have been better if you'd bothered to show up. there's always next year

@duck_tape OMG, you pulled the ESL card? Yikes, there's no way I can respond without looking like an asshole 🙂

@duck_tape haha... just because I was the only one who bothered to ask 😉

@dangillmor that's a bit harsh

@duck_tape but couldn't you at least spell it right??? maybe you should google that 😉